Madeline Shaw
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183 appearances
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Madeline Shaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He'd be like, maybe we could think about me just sort of doing this symbolically, huh?
They actually are pretty certain that he was... I did some research, and I've had so many people call me an edgelord 14-year-old for saying that Jesus didn't exist, but there is yet still... Yeah, that's why Pontius Pilate famously came out and said...
They talked about, it's true, it also fed the merchant world. They would have these, first it would start as a secret worship place, then it would become a public worship place where people would come and then they'd start selling, like, one of the most found artifacts of the day is these things that are little flasks, right, that people would collect the saint oil with.
And they would point to exactly what I said. They would have a thing called a rectory, I think it was called. I forgot what it was called, where they put the things in. It was like the veneration box. Rectory sounds right. And they would collect it, but then they'd start selling the little flask. And then eventually a whole market would evolve right there.
And they literally, the saints became the first version of like Buc-ee's. Like big old traffic stops.
Honestly, I just need one. I just need one bone. The reason why I want Mother Teresa is just because she's the most recent and it's all like lies.
Again, but they're all lies, dude.
I just feel like in the end, I want to see a miracle on camera if we're doing this now. Well, you don't have to have a miracle. You have to have a miracle to be attached to you. With Mother Teresa, what they did was after the fact, after she died, is that some guy was like, I couldn't see before, and then I prayed to Mother Teresa's ghost, and now I can see.
And they're like, done, because she didn't work or whatever.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
Yep. What was his miracle? He was a computer whiz. Was his miracle Taylor Swift's rise? He's the first millennial saint. What was his miracle? I don't think he had one. You have to have a miracle to be a saint.
You do. I looked it up.
No, they have to have a miracle attributed to you.
But then eventually it would become, you know, they always were then persecuted in certain ways.
Oh, nice guy! Yeah. Is he really Constantine the Great? Yeah, that's what they call him. But I mean in terms of how great was he? Well, you don't know, man.
Make Constantine great again. I think. Yep. Yeah. I think. I like putting him on the spot. Really grinding shit to a fucking halt.
Whoa, Constantine named Constantinople! He made it. He built it. That's an easy guess.
Lawrence was my father, and he got burned to the stake by his ass.
You know, you could have asked somebody better. because I'm the kind of person, I look to write new material every day. I try to make sure that every time I go and they do a different bit, everybody's super entertained by what I do. All right? That's me, Larry.
That same year, though. This is for Christian comics. This is Jim Gaffigan's saint. Oh, no. Yeah, this is the saint of Hot Pockets material.
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