Madeline Shaw
speaker
183 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Madeline Shaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's my Jackie Mason. I don't know why I started doing Jackie Mason the other day alone in my house. Because he's fucking hilarious.
It's called irony. It's kind of fun, right? In a way, I did this to know it's a kind of fun thing where you look at this, right? Oh, I said it's treasures because these people are all frowning, right? Everybody here, they suck, right? Everybody here, they're sick and no one wants to be around them, right? That's why I brought them.
You're going to laugh. You're going to laugh about it. I hate him.
Hey, let's think about this. I think we've already done enough.
Oh, whoa, this is new. Whoa, wow. I got that new gridiron smell.
Turns out they didn't want me well done. They made me medium rare. Come on, everybody. Come on. There's no reason to be upset. You seem to be frowning at me because my face is a sea of scars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Reprobus. Reprobus? Reprobus. Reprobus.
Hi. Hi, you know, hey. I'm a doctor. I work out five times a week, and I have over $100,000 in my 401k. Wow, that's so attractive. Yes, my name's Reprobus Johnson. Thank God I also love to eat vomit.
Also, I'm not calling on Christopher to save me.
We did this once. This guy, it's like, he's just a comedian. You can't have an opinion these days. Yeah, it was so hard to do comedy back then.
You just got yourself kissing a guy, man. That's what that is.
I always kind of like the idea of running into a first date and pretending to be a time traveler and saying you've got to fuck because you've got to go back because the future's over and all the women are illegal. And that's why it's good to fuck you. That's the way you do it. You've got to come in with a character sometimes.
I don't understand. So he fucking, yeah, he should love the cross. I never understood that. And so Reprobus is going to fucking, he's a fucking fair weather friend, man.
That's all he cares about.
So Christopher is essentially like Christ's caddy? That's all that means?
Yeah, that's later on when people got fucking lazy.
Yeah, what is this? You know nothing about Daffy Duck? Yeah. It's like, ow, ow.
Wow. Should it be D-headed? Instead of B-headed? Yeah. I actually wonder why it's not D-headed.
That's what I do.
That's what I do by being a fucking moron. You know?
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