Marcus Speller

I mean, it's funny, when you say that, I was actually having this thought last night.

I was thinking, he must be watching that, and he's probably watching it with at least his coaching staff, and possibly a few of the players.

How does he play it?

Yeah, so I would revert back to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank in the England dugout, in the Euros.

Yeah, okay.

He's Dutch, it's not the same.

Nah, it's not that far away.

It's not as pervy.

The Dutch are quite pervy, but not as pervy.

But he, obviously, when Wally Watkins scored that goal against the Netherlands, you saw him, like, really giving it some of the celebration.

And then he sort of, well, this is my interpretation, kind of catches the Dutch bench out the corner of his eye thinking, yeah, I might not be working for the FA all my life.

And then he sort of raised it in quickly, said, no, I'm not worried about Tuchel.

An image of a bridge being burned in his mind.

Yeah, he did.

I think what Tuchel did is, he went up and down the corridor in the England hotel, banging on the doors of all the players.

Lads, do you want to come watch a proper team?

can't watch the property everyone can't watch the property and he's got he's laid out towels that are very good and all the chairs can't sit there but yeah

But it is interesting to think how he's going to play it.

I think Tuco would want him to lose.

Do you?