Maria McErlane

No, you're not bothered at all.

And that is sort of nature taking over.

But if you're going to paint them or wanted to look at them because of their beauty, then no.

So what are we saying to Emma?

I'm saying... You see, I think by the fact that her boyfriend has said...

I can't be bothered.

And that doesn't show much interest in Emma's kind of need for a set.

I think if you say I can't be bothered to shave down there, you can't be bothered to go down there.

The growing out is hellish.

Yeah, I do think these days that most men I know, not just gay men, most men I know do a little bit of judicious trimming.

A penile strimmer.

In M&S?

I mean, the other thing you could do, Emma, is buy him a back sack and crack session at the beauty parlor.

Because he's, what did you think I was going to say, a demoness?

You could say just try it once for me.

It's going to be a bit ouchy, but, you know, you might like the finish and you might want to do it again.

I don't think he will because growing out is itchy.

Yes.

She finds him attractive, which is good.

And it's been two years and everything is fiery and sexy and good.