Maria McErlane

Yeah.

I'll start in a minute.

Would you like a perm while I'm down here?

No, I think, I don't know, I'm really, I'm conflicted on this.

Yeah, but nobody's looking apart from Emma.

He's not going to be naked and show his meat and tooth veg to the world, go, does this look foolish to you or what?

It's only her.

And she's the one that is giving a lot of attention to that particular region.

I love that you thought it was a Velcro thing, like his hair was somehow Velcroing against hers.

What?

I think I've seen that on Naked Attraction.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I mean, not that I watch that regularly.

Well, because actually out of context, when you get kind of that bit, you know, the head and the neck and the body, you kind of go, oh, nice.

And then you get that bit and you kind of go, oh, sort of spoilt it all now.

It's not both women and men.

I don't think aesthetically the genitals are pleasing.

Once you're actually doing the thing that they're meant to do... Then you're not bothered.

Then you're not bothered.