Maria McErlane

But then if he wants his meat and two veg to be nurtured and loved, then I think it's only...

decent of him to... Although the growing back is the horrible thing, isn't it?

I think it's because ladies have, you know, of late been encouraged to go for the prepubescent look, which, you know, it's a personal thing as well.

Hygienically, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You know, trapping smells and nastiness.

Pop concert most nights.

There's a nest.

What are you doing in my pants, Graham?

But so I thought, you know... I think you owe... I think men owe us that if we're going to strip ourselves bare of any kind of hairiness.

No, but hairy man, yes, hairy back, hairy this and all of that, that's fine.

But that area is not getting specific attention that involves being in that vicinity for some time.

Well, actually, I'm thinking more of an oral situation here.

Okay.

No.

You know, so then that is... Just comb it out of the way.

Little L-net.

Pop a comb into your bra before you hop down there.

I think it's quite hard to... If he's a suit man and a hairy man, it's quite hard to avoid.

Oh, stop it now.

Kill the mood, why don't you?