Maria McErlane
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Dolly's the dead one.
I like to remember her occasionally.
No Rafi this week because he is a bit poorly.
Yeah, a little bit ouchy.
And whenever I talk about it to men, everybody sort of crosses their legs and goes... Honestly, I do get that thing of my flesh hugging my bones.
Well, because I went to quite a sort of posh lunchtime thing in a field.
No.
I tell you what.
I've got my scissors here.
No, and I cut myself on, you know, a thistle or something.
And it bled quite badly.
And then Rafi just turned into a sort of vampire sex maniac.
So it was lick, lick, lick of blood, shag, shag, shag of calf muscle, which is obviously there's nowhere for it to go.
And the people around were embarrassed, as was I. And at one point, one of the ladies said, surely you can feel him doing that.
They don't like sex in a calf muscle.
So I thought, okay, now it's time to go.
And it's not gone terribly well.
Oh, no.
What happened?
Complications with his goulas.