Marina Hyde

You know, you've got Lake Como, Tuscany, Sicily, Venice.

Yeah, yeah.

And then, so it's going to be very expensive, right?

So it's better if you picked your venue off the telly so that people can say... This one, people keep saying where Dua Lipa and Callum Turner got married, they keep saying, oh, it's in the credits of The White Lotus season two.

Okay, it's not.

But misreporting is also a very important feature of celebrity destination weddings, which is good.

It needs a balcony.

It needs a balcony where you can emerge...

for the hyperloid to merge and give something to the paparazzi, a wave, as if to say, you know, obviously you can't come in, but I know I have a huge fandom.

So we saw Dua Lipa on her balcony.

And you also need to have a balcony where you can emerge the next morning so people can say, after you've been partying until 6 a.m.

This is all very important that they can get a long lens of you.

Now, the build up, the local media, which we picked up over here, the local media both loves and hates you.

It's not a celebrity destination if the local media doesn't both love and hate you.

If I had some road clothes, whatever.

This is quite a new thing.

When George Clooney and Amal got married in Venice and they sort of took over the whole thing, no one really cared.

Obviously, when Lauren Sanchez, friend of the podcast, and Jeff Bezos.

People cared more.

So you get a lot of these kind of boring articles about, you know, oh, you're turning it into a theme park and something to do with the climate and so on like that.