Mark Garagos

See, that's self-effacing to the novice.

But look inside that.

What's she really saying?

I'm so damn smart and charismatic.

They couldn't turn me away.

Oh, she made herself cry, by the way.

Sherri Shepherd announced that she thought the world was 5,000 years old.

Wasn't that her big thing?

Yeah, that was her.

Her hair in the cover of her book.

Her hair, she's holding a vacuum cleaner, but her hair got caught in the vacuum, and it's sucking it up, and she can't believe it.

Anyhow, just to put a bow on it, I think the only person who I immediately, as I'm watching this thing, there was one person watching under the Disney banner who had to be over the moon.

Wait a second.

You can make your own tribute when you announce your retirement?

This is allowable?

Who do you think is now planning a five-night event, a documentary dedicated to himself?

Teach.

Look, there's been Bob Costas, Bram Musburger, Vince Gump.

Look, there are a lot of guys who've talked about sports.

But Chris Berman is the best one there's ever been.