Mark Garagos
speaker
278 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 6 Jun
Mark Garagos’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because last football season, I was out on the road alone, of course, and they're not going to dispatch a makeup person.
You had to travel with a powder puff.
So they actually gave me a bag with a puff and everything else, and I found myself sitting in more than one automobile before a football game, no less.
Powder, you know, doing the thing under my eyes and everything.
I love the idea that there really is no virtue to this either.
You're right.
It doesn't take – because I had that done to me once or twice where they essentially spray paint your face.
And you're right.
It takes the exact same amount of time.
Well, wait.
Is it taboo to mention what this pilot is?
For 12 years, this is the cross I've had to bear.
I'm not going to gauge who's funny.
I have a great comedy mind, but at least successful.
Parola, Camel, Cousin Sal, and so on.
All the light and gas like nothing else.
It's the funniest thing.
Oh, forget about Peter Sellers or whatever you want to talk about.
Nothing's as funny as gas.
Oh, somebody's got gas.
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