Mark Johnson White

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593 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 9 Jul

Mark Johnson White’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.

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I'm a friend of a celebrity.

Both of us.

We fucking strip each other off and be jumping in hand in hand like Thelma and Louise.

Ball sack in your hand, nipple in mine.

Hand in hand, somersaulting in.

Both of us.

I actually have nearly been arrested before.

Well, obviously, it's going to be you.

I mean, we went to Moxham Spencer to do the weekend.

Do you remember that woman in the aisle?

Do you remember?

Listen, I'm going to do Britney Spears with you.

I'm going to take the power of attorney.

Give me your bank account, your car, your flat, and I'll look after you.

It's going into conservatorship, whatever it's called.

I'm hanging my wings up, and I'm going to look after you 24-7.

If you piss yourself, I'll change your nappy, okay?

This is petrifying.

When we went the other day, you had me carrying all the bags like an old donkey.

Waitrose.

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