Mark Johnson White

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593 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 9 Jul

Mark Johnson White’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.

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Heaven forbid it was trolley.

You bought that organic goose and I looked at it, it was like an emu.

It was like horrendous.

Thought, if you're putting that near your mouth, you need to stick your head in the bin.

Why have you just paid £35 for that chicken?

I couldn't give a fuck whether it was come from Mars.

It looked unhealthy.

Just put a GMO in your body, you'll be fine.

You put waste in there, full of Botox and collagen and fillers.

That chicken looked unhealthy.

Just eat the chicken, the Zempic chicken.

But when we were in the Waitrose, like people just look and I love the attention.

I'm like, I'll pick her up, she'll look at me and then realise she's got her head like a base couch and a big scruffy bun, like a big jumper on.

She looks homeless.

I'm dressed to kill, like I'm the celebrity.

And people are looking at her and I'm like, look, she's looking.

She's like, she's not looking at you, she's looking at me, you're right.

Sit the fuck down.

Do you remember when we went to the OD into watching Scream 7?

She literally looked like she was, like, homeless.

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