Mark Wahlberg
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2,967 appearances
5 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 12 Jul
Mark Wahlberg’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm still working off a 29 year supply when the light hit her face her head snapped forward and made eye contact with me and her jaw dropped open three times larger than any humans could and then she screamed it was loud like inhuman loud it sounded like a girl's scream but as if it were being played through massive speakers to make it ear splitting then I felt something closing around my neck she hadn't moved but was somehow choking me still screaming
i've realized while living here that the entities that can hurt you can also get hurt themselves now most of them are tough as nails but they can be hurt this memory went through my head just as i felt something warm tripping onto my neck and my left ear went quiet busted eardrum i aggressively threw my flashlight at the and it connected with what i assume was her eye i couldn't tell for sure because i didn't have a flashlight and yes i forgot to use the gun
It was new and in the current life or death situation I forgot I had it.
Luckily this girl wasn't one of the tough ones and I felt the grip on my neck loosen and her screams stopped.
No sooner had I taken my first breath when she bent over backwards possession style and sprinted into the woods in reverse.
When I finally caught my breath I slowly walked back to my campsite and went to sleep in the tent.
You may be asking why I didn't go back home after that, but it was a 20 minute hike and my flashlight was broken, so I had to wait till morning.
Slept pretty good though, no noises woke me up.
I woke up the next morning expecting my ear to be killing me, but miraculously it was completely back to normal.
I later figured out that it was the lady in the tree who fixed my ear, but that's a story for another time.
That morning, I just packed up everything and headed back home.
Only thing that got messed up was my flashlight, so I wasn't even that disappointed in the trip.
I still don't camp out there anymore, because no matter how weirdly wired I am, that girl really did freak me out a good bit, and I'm sure she's still out there.
This story is immediately better if you imagine that this is some Discord mod stuck indoors who thinks the woods around his house are haunted, but he's never been out there because he's not an outdoorsman.
So he just writes about what might happen if he goes out there.
I mean, feel free to ad-lib those in with this guy.
I feel like it'll fit.
You know, what is satisfying to me is for as much as me and you hate this, there will be an amount of viewers who equally hate it.
As there will be an equal amount of viewers on the other side of the aisle who suggested this story in the first place, knowing what it would do.
Maybe there'll be stuff that comes out of it, but currently the language is killing me a little bit.
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