Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)
speaker
1,093 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
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I was really banking on that witness protection thing.
I put all of my eggs in that basket.
I set up this entire new area just so I could have that.
You can even see the dolly still there with things loaded on there that haven't even... I might as well just pack it all up and I think I... It's best if I just announce my retirement from the podcast at this point.
In shame.
How do you... With prejudice.
Welcome, everybody, to Distractable.
You read the title correctly.
It is time for the perfectest crime.
I've been working on this for a very long time.
I actually...
You know, man, I can't spoil it.
You don't even know who I am.
I'm Markiplier, inventor.
If you're watching this in the future in some historical archive of the greatest podcast episode ever made, which is only this episode, it's me, the creator of the world-changing, it either brought world peace or it destroyed everything even more than it already is, me, Markiplier, legendary host of the future greatest episode of Distractible that ever existed.
The legend.
That's pretty good.
Yep, I'm going to give you both points for kiss ass, suck ass.
Suck it ass?
Kiss ass point.
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