Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)
speaker
1,093 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
Appearances
Find the ballpoint pen.
It's a really nice, you know, armchair too, I guess.
And a really, really nice- They're all really, really nice.
I'm going to start with the armchair.
He just wants to sit down.
I see.
Kinda.
You look closely at the armchair and you notice an engraving on it that says, from the White House.
See, there's no name for the chair at the White House, but you know.
The White House chair, the White House armchair.
Everyone knows the White House armchair.
Yes, yes, yes.
You found the resolute chair.
This fits into my narrative so well.
our culprit went to break into the palace to steal the blue crown from the blue prince he was caught ambassador or otherwise grabbed a nearby shovel which is always all over the palaces as you know
or crowbar I'm sorry crowbar is what he used also all over the houses when he broke into the palace hit the witness over the head had to drag him out bury him empty his pockets one thing he didn't count on was that his chair the ambassador's chair had an engraving from the white house
our culprit in committing the perfectest crime was also unraveling a conspiracy involving the white house trying to get this crown for themselves fearing for his life he took the money he had stored in his freezer knowing that not only was he about to have the police after him for his crimes but the entire force of the us government to conceal their part in this don't you see it's the perfect crime
Alright, there you have it.
If you haven't caught on, I'm giving a point for every time you end it with, you see, this is a perfect crime, and then I would deduct a point if you've missed any of the clues.
So, I'm keeping track of it.
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