Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)

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1,093 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 27 Jul

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Distractible · The Perfectest Crime · 20 Jul 2026 podcast

I see where the problem is.

I think, yeah, you should, you should be able to, you should be able to, uh, you should be able to do something.

So.

It says, look on the ceiling.

Cause the cupboard is open.

You guys conveniently did this in a way, I think.

And then are you, you, you obviously continue to look up at the ceiling and it says, look under the body.

Okay, all right I'm gonna go ahead and say you would turn the light on cuz you're like if you're following this traces like ping pong ping Look down and you can't see it So you would go turn the light on right then you see on the floor in the center of the room Which has been there the whole time is a body We're not very good detectives

Yeah, me too.

Both of you dismissed it as too obvious.

Perfect crime wouldn't leave a body.

Clearly it's a... All right, I'll give you one minute.

you see it's the perfect crime i'll give you that one just because i think i started a little late uh so i think you had a little extra time for that oh man can't wait to squeeze in more than that in one minute all right the story's really gonna have to get tighter i see i see i see okay does that mean just for clarification does that mean the body you investigated it there so or is there still more to see i have not looked under it we just learned that the body is there yeah i'm counting the body is a clue and then there's something else

Watching Bob when the lights were turned off, did it seem like he went to most of the lights?

I couldn't tell you that, yeah.

But I will, okay, I'll say you've got vastly more things you haven't seen with the light on than with the light off.

Alright.

You don't say.

I'm gonna go back to the north wall.

There's only one thing left to look at there, right?

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