Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)

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1,093 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 27 Jul

Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Distractible · Wade Definitely Has A Topic · 27 Jul 2026 podcast

No, there's actually, they gave us distractible as well.

D-I-S-T-R-H-D-I-B-L-E.

It's been so long since we've spelled out our name like that in ad reads.

I know, we used to do that all the time.

It is weird.

Anyway, I went in the pool.

This guy did.

I did because I got the GoPro and it's waterproof, right?

So I was like,

I think I'll try to film some stuff.

I'll do some where I do a big punch like I did before.

It'll be fun.

And I enjoyed swimming.

Also, I almost drowned so many times because I'm incredibly out of shape and I cannot hold my breath for nearly as long as I think I can.

I kept dropping the GoPro down because I don't know why.

My brain was like, it's going to float, right?

And my pool's not like incredibly deep, but I think it's like, I don't know.

Like, it has a deep spot that's about eight feet or something, maybe more.

That's like ten market pliers.

You think I'm nine inches tall or eight and some fractions tall?

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