Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)

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1,093 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 27 Jul

Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Distractible · Wade Definitely Has A Topic · 27 Jul 2026 podcast

Eight divided by, how many did you say?

Like 10?

Did you say 10?

0.8.

Oh, man, I'm 0.8.

I'm 0.8 of a foot.

What's 0.8 times 12?

I'm 9.6 inches.

That's what you think of me, friend?

hey a lot of people would kill to be 9.6 inches that's true you're right you think of 9.6 inches around holy shit wait no is that no okay that's not that crazy well i mean no do you mean circumference or diameter what are we talking here i think he means circumference there you go

Well, that's a perfectly average circumference, then.

So we... I go down, and I kept going down to the bottom and grabbing it, and then panicking very quickly.

And every time, I don't know what this is, I have the reverse mammalian breath reflex, whereas right before I breach the surface, I go... with water.

And I don't know why...

Oh, yeah, the drown me reflex.

I love that reflex.

I'm not a pool guy, so I'm so close.

I'm like, I'm there.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what it is, but it wasn't working out for me.

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