Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)
speaker
1,093 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
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You press the trigger, runs over towards the barrel.
Hit me, baby.
Hits you.
You're inside the drawer.
Boom.
You blast the resolute desk into pieces as you get splinters all over your body But you're hey, you're you're big again.
Can I use a bonus to shrink the splinter so they hurt less?
No All right theory time.
Oh, no, no, not not hold on phone.
Not you.
Not you not phone lady theory with a th
hey theory three two one go former president george w bush broke into the white house where he used to live with a crowbar and planted a blue crown on the resolute chair near the resolute desk but stole a ledger that was there to cover up his crimes the accountants that had found the ledger was using it was then killed with an invisible poison body was taken and buried with a shovel
The money was shrunk with the shrink ray, put into the freezer, where it was then expanded again with the growth ray, because there's just so much money.
My glowing hands were a red herring, as are the initials that could point to me, GWB, when it in fact means President Bush.
They were coated while I was unconscious to throw off my idiot rival, who also was a victim himself, because our culprit was also a pervert, hence the nasty stains and glowing white all over his chin, mouth, neck area."
It may be a bit disgusting and convoluted, but don't you see?
It's the perfect crime.
Nailed it.
Nailed every facet of it.
That's one beautiful point for you, man.
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