Markiplier

Rip every door off of every other door in the office.

Bring it to the break room.

There's nothing that says king or queen like big doors.

Funnily enough, you'll need to take the elevator doors as well.

Everyone will be able to still ride an elevator.

It'll just have no doors.

It'll be a little scary, but this is not for the faint of heart.

You're about to be a king and or queen.

Okay, well, this one is obvious.

I think Bob has to have this one because mine is black and it's basically close to white on the background there.

I'd like to take a textbook out of Sam Altman's book of business, right?

And people used to think that was a lot.

But sometimes there's new depths to losing that we have not yet reached.

And I intend to lose harder than ever.

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Hi, and welcome back to Distractable.

My name is Mark Ipplier, and I'm here hosting this episode because I won last time.

And if you don't know how that, that, that thing, that, that works, it's because that's the entire thing of the game.

And I know there's probably one person who's been listening to this and or watching this the entire, probably listening to this, let's be honest.

Let's be honest with ourselves.