Markiplier

It's probably one of the listeners who has been looking at this slack jaw drool dripping out of the mouth, not understanding the concept of how the show works.

The only reason that our longevity is still longevity is because we were geniuses when we made this podcast and we set out to make a formula that could be repeated repeatedly.

ad infinitum, even if we repeat the same episodes over and over again, and that everyone could find entertainment value in every single moment, it doesn't matter if they have eyes, or ears, or none of the above.

They'll love this podcast, and so will you.

And so you will.

And so you do.

Oh, look, it's one of the guys joining today.

Oh, a fresh, beautiful face.

I just come falling in from the top of the screen.

The editors will make that happen.

This is Bob.

Bob stands at a lovely six foot four and a half.

He's got a smile for days.

He's a glasses man.

Purple is his entire personality.

It's Bob.

Editors, put in the sound of purple.

And Wade, the human equivalent of a mushroom, always in the same place, persevering through death, despair, anything.

You'll always find fungi where this guy is because he's such a fun guy.

Wade!