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Markiplier

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1813 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Hey, Mark, phoning it in from Ohio today.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Weirdly, you get a segue point.

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I don't know how you managed to get the segue point this early.

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I don't know what I just parted.

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Jesus Christ, that's really... You are weirdly sixth sense about the topic and getting that, I think.

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Anyway, we got a fun episode for you today in that it is a new one, and I have no idea if it's going to work or not.

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So whether it's fun or not is entirely dependent on future me, and that's not me right now.

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So I'm not responsible for that guy's actions.

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And frankly, I don't like him.

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So if anything happens with Future Mark, that, you know, screaming obscenities, a lot of racial slurs could happen.

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That guy, not me, right now.

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Just gotta say that out there.

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Don't worry, I pulled so much out, there was still a lot of blood.

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Yeah, I don't know why ocean of hair is more disgusting than an ocean of blood.