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Markiplier

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1813 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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I think somehow it's even past like an ocean of piss or something like that, or an ocean of poo.

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Ocean of hair, that really sounds unpleasant.

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No, thank you for that.

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At least it was my own hair.

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Yeah, well, if it's an ocean of it, I doubt it's going to be in all your hair.

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I don't have much to grow.

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Unless you used to have the densest hair in the world, and it just... I did.

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I had really thick hair when I was young.

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It's like a cattail, you know?

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When you see the video of the person biting into a cattail, it's just... Yeah, and they go... Don't bite into my bald.

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Spent a little bit since we last chatted.

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Almost exactly a week like it almost always is.