Marques

I changed my Google Home camera stuff for the notifications to like... It says you can use AI to search through activities that happen.

But what it really does is not just that, but every time it sends a notification, it's this like really long, terrible sentence about what may have happened.

And I got so annoyed at the notifications of like...

a person walks up from a delivery drain to the thing.

It's just like, I just want to see there's a person at the door.

That's all you have to tell me.

And having 30 of those notifications, I guess I got so mad I turned it off one day and forgot and then realized a month later.

And there aren't like granular settings.

There might be something in there now.

I just wanted it to be able to search like...

Did somebody drop something off between two and four o'clock?

And that should work.

I think it works.

The first part works.

But the notifications are insufferable.

But the notifications did get verbose.

It's so bad.

And it also, even though all my family's faces are attached in there, it...

correctly identifies the person one out of 40 times.

Whoa.