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The press was barred from the premiere the night before, which itself was unusual.

And so I went the next morning, and there were a couple dozen people in the theater.

So it was mostly empty.

But it was in New York, and that's not Trump country, clearly.

theater seven bought our ticket we're at the amc um because there's quite a few theaters that are now screening it along with um other other movies so we'll see if anybody shows i mean the the focus of of this they keep saying is 20 days leading up to the inaugural so i don't i don't know will there be something interesting or relevant we'll find out

But I guess I was more surprised that at the end, there was one person who was wildly clapping.

So no matter how many detractors, and boy, there are a lot of both Melania and certainly this movie, which has become like a parody in some ways.

Melania, I just asked.

Okay, so give me your review overall out of how many stars, if you could sum it up.

If you looked at it, as I did, as a lost opportunity for Melania to really come center stage and gain more fans, it was kind of a zero.

You know, it was advertised as this new reveal, pulling the curtain back on Melania.

But actually, you never see her in jeans.

She's constantly perfectly dressed in designer gear, full makeup.

I think she could have humanized herself.

And, you know, if that was the goal, which I think people want to know, like...

what does she do you know she disappears for weeks at a time what is she doing and there's none of that we see her jet setting in and out of you know vans getting into a private plane and jetting between her mansion in florida beside the ocean with a spa and then coming back into trump tower gold doors mahogany marble floors and we know that we've seen that

My sense is that this has been kind of ravaged by critics, that you're not alone in your low star rating.

Is that right?

Well, people have said, you know, it's an infomercial.

It's the worst movie we've ever seen.