Matt Heath

The other bro that was opening up for us was going at about 250 rate.

He just went ballistic.

No, we could have done with a couple of autumn leaves actually, to be quite honest.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The highlight of his night, I'm not sure if you heard it yesterday, but it was when he browned out at the afters and then came to an Italian restaurant and then asked the Indian descent waiter if he could please have a chicken korma.

Actually, kind of well, I think, at his standards.

He was going at about tens or something like that.

Didn't take a wicket.

Yeah.

He loves to pound through them.

I don't know why he's in such a rush, but I suppose it matches up with the rest of his personality.

Yeah.

Why does he always have to just throw the entire kitchen sink at the first one?

Well, not as much as Joe Geary did.

He came out at the end of the innings with two balls to face.

Oh, that's great.

The only thing that was missing was your feet coming out from underneath you.

And if you do want to watch that humiliation, you can.

For some reason, I'm getting blamed.