Matt McCusker

She's fucking me up.

She's fucking me up.

He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nuts. What is it? Yeah, that looks like Blizz. That's a giant from fucking Twin Peaks. It looks identical.

He falls in love with the OS. What's the OS? Operating system. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nuts. What is it? Yeah, that looks like Blizz. That's a giant from fucking Twin Peaks. It looks identical.

Rocco's is atrocious. I will never eat there. These places suck.

Rocco's is atrocious. I will never eat there. These places suck.

Uh-huh. You ever see a live girl sex show? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, they have that. It's like a double dildo. I've seen the dildo battle. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Rockers made the double-sided.

Uh-huh. You ever see a live girl sex show? Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah, they have that. It's like a double dildo. I've seen the dildo battle. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Rockers made the double-sided.

That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, and my cousin. We went to the show in Del. Oh, yeah. That was my 18th birthday as well. That was crazy. Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin. They, like, put me up on stage and got whipped, and, like, an Asian woman put, like, whipped cream up my nose, and I thought it was funny and, like, snorted it. Oh, no.

That brought me there for my birthday. My 21st birthday was me, Matt, and my cousin. We went to the show in Del. Oh, yeah. That was my 18th birthday as well. That was crazy. Yeah, I groomed Billy and my younger cousin. They, like, put me up on stage and got whipped, and, like, an Asian woman put, like, whipped cream up my nose, and I thought it was funny and, like, snorted it. Oh, no.

But then I woke up, and, like, my nose just smelled like curdled milk. Was it the older Asian lady? No, not the tranny. Don't try that. Sorry. Never mind, Ally. She was not, by the way.

But then I woke up, and, like, my nose just smelled like curdled milk. Was it the older Asian lady? No, not the tranny. Don't try that. Sorry. Never mind, Ally. She was not, by the way.

I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy, Cookie. That was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy, Cookie, got a lap dance. I hope that was true. Dude, he said, she told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen. And we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude, they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skit. She was telling him. She was telling him, this is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Dude, really?

I know, but allegedly that lady, my boy, Cookie. That was bullshit. That wasn't true. My boy, Cookie, got a lap dance. I hope that was true. Dude, he said, she told me I had the biggest dick she's ever seen. And we were like 18. I was like, yeah, dude, they're strippers. He wasn't hip to the skit. She was telling him. She was telling him, this is the biggest dick I've ever seen. Dude, really?

Have you seen his child Italian?

Have you seen his child Italian?

have you seen his piece and you know it's not true you know the woman's lying on his piece no yeah okay he's not some freak show if you go if you're the biggest dick in show and tell it might be 14 inches yeah true there's some free probably strippers and bigger dicks show and tell is fucking crazy i would say people will go to philadelphia it's like definitely i don't even know if it's open anymore oh maybe it got closed down it is

have you seen his piece and you know it's not true you know the woman's lying on his piece no yeah okay he's not some freak show if you go if you're the biggest dick in show and tell it might be 14 inches yeah true there's some free probably strippers and bigger dicks show and tell is fucking crazy i would say people will go to philadelphia it's like definitely i don't even know if it's open anymore oh maybe it got closed down it is

You're an Austinian, dude. Huh? Elite. It's not that bad.

You're an Austinian, dude. Huh? Elite. It's not that bad.