Matt McCusker

We're probably compensating.

Yeah.

Hey, guys, real quick.

I have some shows this weekend coming up.

I'll be doing live stand-up comedy.

I'll be at the Belding Theater in Hartford, Connecticut, January 23rd.

That'll be Friday.

Saturday, I'll be at the...

egg the heart theater at the egg in albany new york uh both the take most both those shows shows are almost sold out so please come and if you want to come there's you know a few tickets left also the i'll be in las vegas then denver boise idaho salt lake city cleveland just go to matt mccusker.com there's a bunch of other places for tickets thank you

do you ever see the guy there's a guy on instagram who does facial scanning where he'll be like like all right this guy has this kind of face and you know he has all these funny names for like tree face block fit and it's like it's not like a derogatory thing he's like these are the facial structure terms but he'll like he says like no one's two eyes are the same and he'll be like so he'll cover up the left eye like the right eye is the eye of the father and that's your secret hidden self and like look how afraid he looks in this eye and they cover this eye and they'll be like

this is the eye of the mother and this is like your, you know, outward personality, but it looks like angry.

It's really kind of fascinating.

And when you see it, it's like, it's not complete bullshit.

Cause like everyone does have like slightly different looks in each eye.

I've been in the mirror nonstop the last couple of weeks, just trying to like see which side that is.

Which I is wit and like what it says about me.

It's kind of a terror that he like looks at people's faces and he breaks them down to a T. And some of the people are people he like knows nothing about.

And then the producer goes, oh, this guy like killed his entire family.

He goes, oh, yeah.

Told you he looked kind of fucked up.