Matt Mercer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I would call security, but you're them.
We'll be better.
We're going to do better.
I'm going to tell someone about this.
I don't know who yet.
This is my first day.
We haven't even taken off yet.
Just then you feel the ship depart, and you are on your way.
He just gives you one of these.
And he turns away in a huff, grabs a soda off the table, an undrunken fizzy water, and starts to drink it.
A short while later, dong, dong, dong, you hear three huge gong sounds, which, as you know, is the call to dinner.
Guests and evening finery are ushered into the grand ballroom.
Passengers are eager to get a glimpse of what is rumored to be a floating five-star restaurant.
Do you join them for dinner?
Yes.
Just with our plate.
As you enter,
As you enter, you reach a grand, vast ballroom.
But you, as the other passengers, are shocked to discover a drab gray room.
The walls seemingly cement, the tables unadorned, the decor is so minimal, it's almost brutalist.