Matt Rife
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
How many of you like it when comedians do good on this show?
How many of you like it when comedians do bad on the show?
You guys are ruthless.
Absolutely ruthless.
Let me remind you all how it works.
If I pull their name out of the bucket, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted.
You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.
That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts them.
I conduct an interview with them.
We meet them all at the same time.
I can almost guarantee you that this is every bucket pool's first time performing in an arena.
Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?
Bucket pool number one.
That is indeed from Austin, Texas, the one and only Heidi, ladies and gentlemen.
Jesus fucking Christ almighty.