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Matt Rife

πŸ‘€ Speaker
3291 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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So, yeah, it's not magic every time, but when you do get it, oh,

it's such a fun feeling to have that moment right then, right there with people.

Front blimps.

Sometimes it just presents itself.

Bro, I was in Philly.

Yeah, this was in Philly.

And there's a guy sitting front row.

He's got these slack pants on and just had the most amount of dick sitting in the front of his pants.

Like a seven-dick pileup right in his own pants?

He melted eight or nine dicks on his dick.

It was so prominent.

It stopped me in the middle of a story, and I was like, I took the camera off the cameraman's shoulder, zoomed in on it, it looked like he shit the front of his pants.

It was so much dick.

It honestly ruined my night.

I was insecure for the next 45 minutes.