Matt Rife
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So, yeah, it's not magic every time, but when you do get it, oh,
it's such a fun feeling to have that moment right then, right there with people.
Sometimes it just presents itself.
Yeah, this was in Philly.
And there's a guy sitting front row.
He's got these slack pants on and just had the most amount of dick sitting in the front of his pants.
Like a seven-dick pileup right in his own pants?
He melted eight or nine dicks on his dick.
It stopped me in the middle of a story, and I was like, I took the camera off the cameraman's shoulder, zoomed in on it, it looked like he shit the front of his pants.
It honestly ruined my night.
I was insecure for the next 45 minutes.