Matt Robertson
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Podcast Appearances
A man's got to live.
I've been waiting tables recently.
Dreams do come true.
Waiting tables, it's okay.
It's not my dream job.
It's kind of like if you're a straight actor casting an HIV treatment commercial.
Like, I'm happy for the work, but this isn't the role I want to be remembered for, you know what I mean?
That's just me, I don't know.
We play a lot of, yeah, we still play a lot of Michael Jackson at my restaurant, which is weird.
There was a time they didn't play it, but now they do.
You know, he's cool again.
It's weird we didn't know Michael Jackson was a pedophile, because if you read the lyrics to his songs, it just sounds like a confession, you know?
I want to love you, you pretty young thing.
I'm really, really bad.