#649 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + YANNIS PAPPAS
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Doesn't get much more fun than this. Two of the best comedians on planet Earth. Ladies and gentlemen, how exciting. From some of your favorite movies, from some of your favorite podcasts, from some of your favorite stand-up fucking everything. We got it all here tonight as I present to you the great and powerful Harlan Williams and Giannis Pappas, everybody. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Harlan motherfucking Williams. Giannis Pappas back in the mix. Giannis. Welcome, Giannis. Pull out your cell phone. You got some networking to do while you're here. You son of a bitch. Harlan Williams, first time on this show. We wanted him for ten and a half years.
We got him here tonight.
Just for the record, first and last, give me a hand, last time on this show. Can I say something real quick before we introduce Yanni's Papas? Because I want to say it's a special night for me here tonight. My little sister, about three weeks ago, my father, he has anger issues, and he threw a boiling pot of cauliflower cheddar soup in her face, and she had third-degree burns. And I want to say tonight, not only am I doing this, but she's out of the hospital, gang. Yes!
Cauliflower soup. Party time. That's a reason to celebrate. Giannis, how's your sister doing?
Yeah, I don't have one. She's okay, but my brother's special needs, and he's still special needs. I love it.
That's also something to be... What kind of special needs is he? He has a brain injury from birth, so it's hilarious.
It's real funny, yeah.
Nothing a good cauliflower soup couldn't cure.
Well...
What personal story does a guest share about a family member?
Yeah. You can't fix those burns that he has. They're there forever. They're on the inside. Well, yeah, they're on the inside.
Yep. Yep. There's no cauliflower soup in the world that's going to help that one.
Tell that to Freddy Krueger. Look at that guy. His face looks like someone boiled a nut bag on a holiday in Radiator.
We're gonna have fun tonight. Giannis has done this show a few times. Harland, it's your first time. Other than a few regulars that write and perform a new minute every week, we have a bucket absolutely filled with comedians' names.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–3:18
2
What special announcement is made during the episode?
3:18–5:32
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What personal story does a guest share about a family member?
5:32–8:56
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How do the comedians interact with the audience?
8:56–1:02:38
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What exciting news does the host share about upcoming performances?
1:02:38–1:02:57
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How does the discussion shift to personal experiences with comedy?
1:02:57–1:03:19
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What are the guests' thoughts on the Austin comedy scene?
1:03:19–1:03:47
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What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their past?
1:03:47–2:02:04