Matt Rodriguez-Payne
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4,711 appearances
12 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 16 Aug
Matt Rodriguez-Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He also has unfettered access to Chris and Martha.
So he can tell Chris he's a wet Nelly for playing with and being nice to Martha.
And also that sun cream is political correctness gone mad.
He was also a little free with the parenting advice, which is ill-advised when his daughters basically brought themselves up pretty successfully, apart from one being crippled with self-doubt and the other crippled with perfectionism.
And most of the sums ricochet between prison and bedsits.
On the am, Alice assured Rex he could stream music on her Wi-Fi, so that's nice.
He was clearing out the boat in preparation for unfortunate holidaymakers renting it as he's moving into the nesticle.
As the boat basically sounds like a floating log with a mug tree, I can't see anyone gagging to rent it and the insurance must be colossal, but I have no doubt it will go swimmingly, literally.
Alice and Rex's cohabitation started as it was inevitably go on with Rex sitting cross-legged on the bed looking at his grandfather's poultry book banished upstairs because the grown-up ladies were talking about feelings and he couldn't be there for that.
Chris attempted to bolster harassment, who pulled what I am now going to start calling a Bert reversal, named after Bert's turning the tables on Brian.
A Bert reversal is when you cheer yourself up by loudly bringing up how shit the life has been of whoever is trying to console you.
When I think about what you and Alice went through, Chris, it's terrible.
terrible yeah all right mate no need to drag all that back up susan so power hungry she was born with epaulettes has taken it upon herself to give concessions on village fate tickets only to the elderly and people with disabilities and people she's decided are on low incomes because they wear tracksuits more often and people called laura she's always like that name
And we ended the week with Fallon breaking the news to Jolene that she was leaving the pub.
Explaining it to Jolene practically reduced her to tears, especially when Jolene pulled out a classic maternal move.
I'm miserable living in the pub, so why shouldn't you be too, living next door to your workplace and working for your mother?
What do you think, you're special or something?
And that was swiftly followed by Susan saying that Bert had been a very good dad because he'd never actually hit her or any of her siblings.
Remarkable.
Give yourselves a round of applause, Susan and Jolene, and stop wondering why your children are moving out, one into a flat full of stepladders and the other to work in a crotch barn running screen print workshops for the under fives.
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