Matt Rodriguez-Payne
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4,711 appearances
12 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 16 Aug
Matt Rodriguez-Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The end.
Please tell me you're not still team Bert.
You must have this week.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be quite a bit of spluttering on this show because Geoff and I are stricken.
We are.
So we're both basically hopped up on day nurse because that's how we roll.
Substance abuse.
Having taken night nurse at two o'clock in the afternoon and wondering why you'd had such a long nap.
For a methodical man, you will never, ever read instructions, will you?
Ever.
I do know somebody who's, when she found out her husband had actually got them into incredible debt by a gambling habit she knew nothing about and was then arrested for fraud and was sent to prison.
Her mother said to her, well, I haven't been happy with your father for years, but I've soldiered on.
And you think, just what has to happen to a person to get them there?
But it's basically saying to your child, I would rather you were unhappy than you made me look like I wasn't a brilliant, successful person with a happy child.
No, it's not basically saying.
That's exactly what it's saying, yeah.
Yeah.
It's the baby.
Yeah, it is.
Baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby.
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