Matt (the Masked Speaker)
👤 Speaker
47
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
A confession I can't take back.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
Well, thank you for having me, yeah.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
Well, here goes nothing.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
I'm retired from my former profession.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
So about 10 years ago, when I was a lot younger, I used to be a professional smuggler.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
Yeah, kind of like a mule, except, you know, I wasn't necessarily inserting anything into my body.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
You've come to the right place if you need to know the answer.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
So, yeah, like, for example, like baby seahorses.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
And I'd put them in water bottles.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
But, yeah, so then, like, other things, like exotic meats.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
I mean, I had a nickname.
Brooke and Jeffrey
Masked Speaker: Exotic Meats
They called me the Beef King in Vietnam.