Matt (the Masked Speaker)
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But yeah, like you said, people didn't want lower quality meat, and there were a lot of local meat spots struggling, and there I came in like a hero.
with the high-quality sirloins and all the Wagyu and everything, and they just, they loved me.
I mean, I would just get really creative.
I would use all kinds of things, like children's toys, like Mr. Potato Head.
I don't, aside from like a pig head at one point.
Because that was pretty common to me, so I wouldn't say that's too weird.
But there was one time when they gave me huge jars of it.
I'm pretty sure they weren't animal eyeballs.
I'm pretty sure they were human eyeballs, but I don't ask questions.
I got stopped, but I never got detained.
I got a nice stash of cash.
No, I actually met her at the grocery store of all places.