Matt

It's nice to see a Formula One team put some effort into a car launch.

And Alpine in the past have done very dull, dreary press conference room type car launches.

And they did the same thing on a cruise ship.

Tommy, you ruined my joke.

I can't be bothered.

I was going to say, so instead they did a dull, dreary one on a cruise ship.

I just tapped the ball in there.

You were doing stepovers and I just tapped the ball in.

Don't touch my ball, Tommy, all right?

Oh, for God's sake.

Anyway, yes, Alpine, look, let's talk first and foremost about the actual launch itself because there's some talking points from it.

Clara Anfo, she's a famous DJ, I believe, PPC Radio 1, all that sort of stuff, she hosted.

And I thought we were in for a five-hour car launch when I saw 50 cue cards in her hand.

It was amazing.

an actual book in her hand.

And I was like, we're going to talk to every single sponsor on the entire team before we see the car.

Now, as I said, I'm happy to respect the fact that the team's put a good amount of effort in.

But I also, you know, watching that, they missed the mark so badly in some ways when it comes to the presentation of that.

You just had people, like I say people, of course, members of the team coming up on stage.

You had MSC Cruise executive chairman as the initial chap.