Matteo Lane
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178 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Matteo Lane’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah. And she can make pasta by hand? Oh, yeah. She can make everything by homemade ricotta, homemade everything.
There she is hunting.
She's 40. I'll be 39 this summer.
Yeah, we make homemade ravioli every Christmas, every Christmas Eve. So we'd make the pasta, you roll it out, you make the homemade ricotta, and then you put like your pecorino, whatever you want inside. And then we lay it out and we roll it over and we cut it and you cook it. And yeah, my mom, we would make pizza dough as a kid. We didn't have a lot of money growing up.
So for us, we weren't, I wasn't in sports. We weren't in like extracurricular activities. We just couldn't afford it. So instead of every night, my mom would just, me and my brother and sister, she wrote like lined us up like little ducklings and we all just cooked with her every single night. So we make pizza together, make meatballs, brajol, pasta, making sauce.
Like every night we would just cook with my mom. And now I can cook.
I know. Well, we were trying to organize it, but I'm going to... My cookbook's out.
Same.
Look up Matteo Lane nude on Google. I'm sure there's a billion pictures of my ass on my ass. There was a while on Instagram. My ass was always out. Oh, I love it. Me and Nicole Byer, our butts. Yeah, we're just I'm always that's not me. I don't know who that is.
I'm comfortable enough that I don't mind being naked, but I'm not going to go to like a nude beach.
We're both comedians who are like being naked and wearing Speedos. Yeah.
Yeah. My friend, Pat Powers, who I still, he's not a comedian. He's not an entertainment. I still think he's the world's funniest person I've ever met.
No, I brought him because I was doing At Midnight, the original At Midnight. And I brought him because he loved that show. So I was like, just help me write jokes. It was just an opportunity to write jokes and stuff with him. And so he came with. But I love him.
I wish he would write a book about his life, like a David Sedaris book, because I think he's the funniest, most interesting person I've met.
It's like the gays love David, but we also love Amy. Like all Amy Sedaris's appearances on David Letterman. She was on like 40 times. Like he loved her. And every time she was weirder and weirder. I just fucking love Amy Sedaris. She is. But yeah, we both love being naked. I'm surprised we haven't done like a naked photo shoot together. I've done it with Stavi. Oh, of course. Me and Stavi.
Look, type in. Oh, I'm so sorry. We did an entire year worth of naked pictures together. Me and Stavros.
Yeah, there we are.
Oh my God. That's great. I love that picture. There's naked men with their ass up, but that's not me. That's so funny. Anyhow, yeah, me and Stavros. If you look up Matteo Lane Stavros, we're just, there we are, naked together for New Year's, naked together for Christmas. Me and Stavros have done all these photos together.
And that one with the turkey, if you go back, Stavros literally cooked an entire turkey. He's cooked like the whole day, cooked it. And then he was like, no, we need a real fucking turkey.
Right. Oh, I see. Like, your dick print?
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