Matteo Lane

Yeah. Like graphic designer stuff? Yeah, he works in like a select group. Like it's a whole... And I still only get 10% off. I'm like, you might as well just work the floor at a mall in Jersey. Like, what is this bullshit? You're in the factory. You're fucking Willy Wonka and all I get is 10% off? Go fuck yourself.

I don't know if God's taking it away from you or your life choices has slowly withered away your vocal cords. You're performing all the time. And then you like to enjoy yourself. So you have drinks. So you smoke cigars. So it's dehydration. I'm not dehydrated. Dehydration. I drink, I drink. Yeah, but your vocal cords are lacking the moisture because they're rubbing up against each other so much.

I don't know if God's taking it away from you or your life choices has slowly withered away your vocal cords. You're performing all the time. And then you like to enjoy yourself. So you have drinks. So you smoke cigars. So it's dehydration. I'm not dehydrated. Dehydration. I drink, I drink. Yeah, but your vocal cords are lacking the moisture because they're rubbing up against each other so much.

I don't know if God's taking it away from you or your life choices has slowly withered away your vocal cords. You're performing all the time. And then you like to enjoy yourself. So you have drinks. So you smoke cigars. So it's dehydration. I'm not dehydrated. Dehydration. I drink, I drink. Yeah, but your vocal cords are lacking the moisture because they're rubbing up against each other so much.

And when you drink, then you're losing all of that moisture and then it hurts them even more. So you've created a kind of callus on your vocal cords. So it sounds more like not as strong.

And when you drink, then you're losing all of that moisture and then it hurts them even more. So you've created a kind of callus on your vocal cords. So it sounds more like not as strong.

And when you drink, then you're losing all of that moisture and then it hurts them even more. So you've created a kind of callus on your vocal cords. So it sounds more like not as strong.

What?

What?

What?

That deserved a bigger laugh from back there. No, it's fine. I'm not that funny. But what's the worst way? What would be the worst way for you to die? What a horrible, morbid question. But now that we're talking about it. In a bed with my family surrounding me. Oh, okay. Well, you took it to a place that just did... This is so not fun. I was saying like being drowned or eaten by a shark.

That deserved a bigger laugh from back there. No, it's fine. I'm not that funny. But what's the worst way? What would be the worst way for you to die? What a horrible, morbid question. But now that we're talking about it. In a bed with my family surrounding me. Oh, okay. Well, you took it to a place that just did... This is so not fun. I was saying like being drowned or eaten by a shark.

That deserved a bigger laugh from back there. No, it's fine. I'm not that funny. But what's the worst way? What would be the worst way for you to die? What a horrible, morbid question. But now that we're talking about it. In a bed with my family surrounding me. Oh, okay. Well, you took it to a place that just did... This is so not fun. I was saying like being drowned or eaten by a shark.

Eaten by a shark, I'll take. Okay, yeah.

Eaten by a shark, I'll take. Okay, yeah.

Eaten by a shark, I'll take. Okay, yeah.

Italians love it. For real? Yeah. I'm going. Come close. Listen to me. This is something I want to give you. You know, it's very dramatic. Yeah, the Irish. You guys don't like dealing with feelings. And my dad's Irish, but I have nothing in common with my mom's family completely abducted me. Your dad's Irish-Mexican? No, my mom's Mexican-Italian. And your dad's Irish-American.

Italians love it. For real? Yeah. I'm going. Come close. Listen to me. This is something I want to give you. You know, it's very dramatic. Yeah, the Irish. You guys don't like dealing with feelings. And my dad's Irish, but I have nothing in common with my mom's family completely abducted me. Your dad's Irish-Mexican? No, my mom's Mexican-Italian. And your dad's Irish-American.

Italians love it. For real? Yeah. I'm going. Come close. Listen to me. This is something I want to give you. You know, it's very dramatic. Yeah, the Irish. You guys don't like dealing with feelings. And my dad's Irish, but I have nothing in common with my mom's family completely abducted me. Your dad's Irish-Mexican? No, my mom's Mexican-Italian. And your dad's Irish-American.

But they're not like, oh, to teach it hard. They're just like six generations in. Meanwhile, my mom's family is like, Which one's better? My mom's family. I mean, I love my dad's family, but I don't know them. I grew up literally next to all my cousins. We're all the same age. And it was just like a constant. If I didn't like what my mom was making, I went to my aunt Cindy's house to eat.