Matteo Lane

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Yeah, I had to come out. I mean, I was working at Michael's. It wasn't like a stretch. You know what I mean? It's hard to be selling glitter and then at the same time trying to be like, hey, you know, like it was pretty obvious. Wait, how old were you? Like 18 when I went to college and then like 21 to my family. My brother had already come out. So it was kind of like he opened the...

Yeah, I had to come out. I mean, I was working at Michael's. It wasn't like a stretch. You know what I mean? It's hard to be selling glitter and then at the same time trying to be like, hey, you know, like it was pretty obvious. Wait, how old were you? Like 18 when I went to college and then like 21 to my family. My brother had already come out. So it was kind of like he opened the...

Yeah, I had to come out. I mean, I was working at Michael's. It wasn't like a stretch. You know what I mean? It's hard to be selling glitter and then at the same time trying to be like, hey, you know, like it was pretty obvious. Wait, how old were you? Like 18 when I went to college and then like 21 to my family. My brother had already come out. So it was kind of like he opened the...

It was a little easier path for me. And then my cousin came out. There's a lot of gays in my family.

It was a little easier path for me. And then my cousin came out. There's a lot of gays in my family.

It was a little easier path for me. And then my cousin came out. There's a lot of gays in my family.

I mean, I have like 30 cousins too. So three of us are gay. But my grandparents are super old school. Guineas are very liberal. My grandpa one time was like, he's a judge. And he's like, he's blind. He got blind at five and he became a judge. So he's got this amazing story. He's like, I hope to marry, you know, one of my gay grandsons.

I mean, I have like 30 cousins too. So three of us are gay. But my grandparents are super old school. Guineas are very liberal. My grandpa one time was like, he's a judge. And he's like, he's blind. He got blind at five and he became a judge. So he's got this amazing story. He's like, I hope to marry, you know, one of my gay grandsons.

I mean, I have like 30 cousins too. So three of us are gay. But my grandparents are super old school. Guineas are very liberal. My grandpa one time was like, he's a judge. And he's like, he's blind. He got blind at five and he became a judge. So he's got this amazing story. He's like, I hope to marry, you know, one of my gay grandsons.

And I was like, I think it's funny that you have to say you have three options. And then my aunt Cindy's like, you know, in this family, you have to prove you're straight before you are gay.

And I was like, I think it's funny that you have to say you have three options. And then my aunt Cindy's like, you know, in this family, you have to prove you're straight before you are gay.

And I was like, I think it's funny that you have to say you have three options. And then my aunt Cindy's like, you know, in this family, you have to prove you're straight before you are gay.

My sister's straight and she was, it's, we're all in a row. So I'm 38. Well, I'll be 39. She's 40. He's 41. They're Irish twins. Oh, wow. And my sister was like hunting with my dad and give us my mom, the grandkids. And my brother and I are like fleeing to the East coast and West coast and just, you know, artsy fartsy. What's your brother do? He's like a top designer at Apple.

My sister's straight and she was, it's, we're all in a row. So I'm 38. Well, I'll be 39. She's 40. He's 41. They're Irish twins. Oh, wow. And my sister was like hunting with my dad and give us my mom, the grandkids. And my brother and I are like fleeing to the East coast and West coast and just, you know, artsy fartsy. What's your brother do? He's like a top designer at Apple.

My sister's straight and she was, it's, we're all in a row. So I'm 38. Well, I'll be 39. She's 40. He's 41. They're Irish twins. Oh, wow. And my sister was like hunting with my dad and give us my mom, the grandkids. And my brother and I are like fleeing to the East coast and West coast and just, you know, artsy fartsy. What's your brother do? He's like a top designer at Apple.

Yeah. Like graphic designer stuff? Yeah, he works in like a select group. Like it's a whole... And I still only get 10% off. I'm like, you might as well just work the floor at a mall in Jersey. Like, what is this bullshit? You're in the factory. You're fucking Willy Wonka and all I get is 10% off? Go fuck yourself.

Yeah. Like graphic designer stuff? Yeah, he works in like a select group. Like it's a whole... And I still only get 10% off. I'm like, you might as well just work the floor at a mall in Jersey. Like, what is this bullshit? You're in the factory. You're fucking Willy Wonka and all I get is 10% off? Go fuck yourself.