Matthew (Matt) Johns
speaker
508 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 9 Jul
Matthew (Matt) Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My great mate, Peaky, who passed away when it just asked for his 50th birthday, had this really wicked sense of humour.
And again, I remember in year five, remember that song they sing?
I'll take you riding in my car, car.
I'll take you riding in my car, car.
Do you remember that song?
No.
Well, it was big in Cessna.
Anyway, Peaky once goes, mate, I'm going to get up and sing that song, but I'm still saying car.
I'm going to say cock and just do it.
So Peaky went up and all the nuns were playing the piano and that, and he was going, I'll take you riding in my car, car.
Anyway, one of the teachers, Mr. Henry, grabbed him after and said, Phil, can I have a little yarn?
He goes, you were saying car.
Yes, I was.
Okay.
Wow.
We could do this all day.
What's the difference between Amal and Amal?
Yep, it's an aphrodisiac.
And Amal is George Clooney's wife.
I'm just joking.
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