Matthew (Matt) Johns
speaker
508 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 9 Jul
Matthew (Matt) Johns’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because if I don't do it here, I reckon I'll never do it again.
If you don't score here, you won't score anywhere.
Now, celebrity counters...
People we run into – when we lived in England, myself and my dear friend Brian Carney, we'd go to Starbucks at Bolton.
And we'd go there, we'd get a Frappuccino, and then we'd go watch a movie.
We were sitting one day and –
Brian down the blue goes, mate, who do you reckon the best Bolton Wanderers player is?
That was outside.
We're going once.
I said, without a doubt, the Nigerian player, JJ Okocha.
He goes, who do you reckon is the worst?
I said, oh, mate, that defender who looks like a troll, Ian Marshall.
We're going, fuck, mate, Ian Marshall.
Yep.
We go into the movies that we're watching Blackhawk down.
And we're having our frappuccinos and we're looking at each other and we're laughing.
I hear this, hey, were you two fucking dickheads?
Just shut up.
Turn around.
It's Ian Marshall.
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