Matthew Crosby
speaker
417 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Matthew Crosby’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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She was like, don't go back.
It's like, you know, let's just carry on.
I was like, no, I've got to go back.
So I walked back and I went, it says six pounds here for this peach.
And they went, oh, yeah.
And then I was like, OK.
I had to just leave again and go, yeah, it was a six pound peach.
They didn't fuck up.
They were just like, oh, yeah, that's what peaches go for in this deli.
Six pounds?
That's too much for a peach.
We're talking a single peach?
Was it an absolutely big peach?
Not really.
I don't think it was all right.
I don't really remember thinking this peach was like the zenith of peaches.
And I felt it on the way out.
Right, so we are home, unless anything remarkable happens on the train journey.
It's a one-flush-only toilet.
How long do you leave everything in before you do the one flush that you've managed to get it back to that step?
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