Matthew Crosby
speaker
417 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Matthew Crosby’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yes, there's only one flush per street, isn't it?
And they go, you know, there was only one flush a street and number 36 had done it and we all had to wait.
It was great times.
Wow.
which does mean that we don't know if you're telling the truth about how many times you're up in the night.
You know, what we're saying is you routinely lie.
It's really sad when it, you know, if you have two toilet breaks in the same month and you have to move the kids, move school and then do it again.
OK, so the kids, do you get the kids before the mortgage advisor?
That is a different... Okay, that's the one I care about.
I think I'm too trusting with all, you know, anything financial by basically saying, you could tell me anything because I'm not really listening, but, you know, I can't be fucked to speak to another one.
So whatever you say is fine.
But apart from that, it's a winning system.
But if you are in the dishwasher, you can get... If you catch it right, you'll get a couple of sprouts as they're flinging around the...
so your kids are soon to be back do you find this that you like when Ian is at childcare I really miss him and I'm like oh let's go and get him a bit early why not be nice and then within five minutes of being in the house I'm like oh why this is incredible noise so you're saying you love the idea of him more than the actual him
No, he's so unbelievably adorable, but at the same time, but quite often he sort of says, I don't want you, dada.
Go away.
And then I'm like, I'll do it squarely in the other room.
And mum is like, oh, fuck off.
I've got to go in again.
How long are you in the cauldron for?
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