Matthew McConaughey

And we've kind of covered, actually, some of them.

You ever had anyone read poems on this show before?

Oh, there you go.

No, September the 16th.

September 16th.

This is a fun one that I wrote.

It's kind of based on extra credit.

It's kind of relying on fate or extra credit that we get that sometimes we rely on the extra credit participation trophies.

It's where this one kind of started for me.

So, I mean, it's a fun one.

And it might get us talking about something.

It's called Tips Included.

When extra credit's included, credit doesn't get its due.

When more gives us less, the exchange rate's going to skew.

When amnesty is offered going into the crime, we're more bound to commit it because there is no fine.

We start playing to tie instead of going for the win when participation's the trophy for every cow in the pen.

If I stay on the porch because you picked up the slack, when you look over your shoulder, I can't have you back.

If there is no curfew, we'll stay out all night.

No tab at our bar, we get drunk and start a fight.

All these long lenses got us losing our sight.