Matthew Muehling
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I was in Hawaii feeding cats.
But I just bought my first house right down the street in East Austin.
It's really a shack in between a bunch of multi-million dollar mansions.
And my neighbors think I'm a squatter.
Me and my cats, we squat every time we see my neighbors.
Yeah, I think Hans Baum mentioned that a few weeks ago.
Hans Kim mentioned that.
What the fuck is that?
Not me in particular, but he mentioned that white people have little lips.
This is my first time.
I've spent the last few years in Hawaii feeding hundreds of cats every morning on the most dangerous street in Honolulu, biting Hawaii gangsters while I feed and dance with street cats on the internet.
They're armed with coconuts, Tony.
And if you ever get a coconut hit in the back of your head, you're never the same afterwards.
Well, I've always liked cats, and there are two million homeless cats in Hawaii.