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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hitchclap!
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode, huh? You guys gotta do better than that. Are you ready to start tonight's fucking show? Every single week, I book two of the funniest comedians on this show this week. Absolutely. No different. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the best guests in the history of the show. They... Young man is a superstar from this episode. It's a... From this show.
It's a juggernaut in real time. You got to watch him go from barely anybody knowing him to him being a global star. The woman on panel tonight, just fucking... On top of being one of the best comedians in the world, also just fucking lit New Year's Eve on fire this year. I present to you a perfect panel. This... is Whitney Cummings and Cam Patterson. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Whitney Cummings.
Cam Patterson in the flesh. The great Whitney. It is a beautiful 69.1 degrees Fahrenheit, 35% precipitation in the room. Cam Patterson, welcome back to the table. What's up? You got a gold grill. Yeah. Look at this. Back in my final form. I'm going to go sell some crap. Oh, my goodness.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests introduced in this episode?
Okay. My mom named me after the parade. Oh, I see. Okay. Is that true? Yeah. She slurs she doesn't smoke weed, but I remember her growing it as a kid.
Or maybe she just wanted to see you only once a year.
Yeah, that makes sense. Boom. There it is. Whitney Cummings. That's my dad. Whitney, one for one on non-Berbiglia jokes here tonight. Jesus Christ. I was in the mood to start wars. I was in the mood to start fights. Let's go. So, Macy, let's talk about it because it was horrendous. It's unbelievable. You live in Tacoma full time? Yeah, yeah. And you're visiting Austin right now? Yep.
And was this trip planned around you coming to this show?
Me and my friend Mason, he got tickets, and so he said we should come down and try to get on.
And did Mason sign up as well? Yes, he is. Is Mason, like, the better comedian out of the two of you? I hope he does better than me. Well, we don't know. I mean, he would have to get pulled out of the bucket. I'm not just going to have a fucking... double bomb fucking road trip up here. What are you guys? Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Yeah. Mason and Macy over here. Oh, my God.
What do you do for work, Macy? Um... I don't work. I love that you think that we're surprised. Some shocking reveal.
I'm a stay-at-home dad, and then I started doing comedy when my daughter got older, so.
Okay, how old's your daughter? She's 13. Okay, so you waited until she was 10 before you started comedy. Yeah. Wow, okay. Are you a better dad than you are a comedian? Yeah, I was just sitting back there going, my daughter would love the band over here. Yeah, she probably would. That's true. So what did you used to do for work? How do you contribute? Does the baby mama work?
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Chapter 3: What insights does Macy Yo share about his comedy journey?
Why were you banished from the island? This is a good part where if you tell the truth, it'll be really interesting.
I didn't realize they had Megan's Law in Hawaii, too.
Because I was attacked every morning while feeding cats. You were attacked by who?
By local Hawaiians. Why were they attacking you for feeding the cats? What was their reasoning? Let's hear their perspective. Why would they say they attacked you or wanted to attack you?
Well, there are many people that feed cats in Hawaii. Me in particular, they did not like because of how I look. There's a holiday in Hawaii.
What do you mean? As far as I know, you're part black, according to this show. Not with those lips. Give me that sound. Where is it? Where is it? Well, you got to find it. Here it is. Red band. The line, not with those lips.
Okay. So in Hawaii, there's an unofficial state holiday called Kill Howley Day. And do you know what a howley is? No. A white person, me. It was Kill Me Day. It was like the Purge, except all the victims were goofy-looking white guys trying to live in Hawaii. Okie dokie.
Mr. G, do you have any kids or anything? Did you do anything? Okay. What have you done your whole life other than feeding cats? You write about cats? What types of things do you write? You've written it, so you must know.
I wrote a book about the University of Texas and Austin, and that was one of my reasons for coming back here. It's a special time. It's a special place here in Austin right now. The University of Texas are about to kill the Ohio State Buckeyes on Friday.
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Chapter 4: How does the audience react to the performances?
I was surprised. It was my first time pushing it that far. But usually between 20 to 30 is where I'm like, I make my money for sure. I can just fuck around with niggas like this. He's 10 minutes, Tony. This is 10 minutes. Oh, I know. I know. It's amazing. Thank you. This nigga's got a shirt with himself on it twice.
Chapter 5: What does Whitney Cummings think about her fan base?
Yeah. That's five minutes. My fan base is retarded. It's incredible. Juan, I think you're so funny. Since you're going to be here next Monday, I'm going to give you an automatic minute next Monday.
Chapter 6: How did Juan Denmark earn an automatic spot on the show?
How about that? You will have an automatic spot on the show. And I'd love to have you on The Secret Show Thursday. Boom! Juan Denmark, picking up gigs. And Juan. Here's a big joke, folks. Juan Denmark, everybody. Wow. It is possible that there are some good comedians in this bucket. This is a very, very exciting bucket pool, ladies and gentlemen. This guy, I mean, it's incredible.
Literally my first friend in stand-up comedy. I can't believe he signed up for the show. This is amazing. We've been doing stand-up together for 17, almost 18 years exactly. Door guys together at the comedy store. Former roommate of mine. I used to live in the living room. 17 years ago. And he's here to do a minute. Make some noise for Matt Edgar, everybody. Comedy store regular.
Chapter 7: What are some memorable moments shared between comedians?
Mothership regular. Must be bored on a Monday. Signing up for Kill Tony. One more time for Matt Edgar, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. I just moved to Austin a year ago. Yeah.
It's so gay. I mean, every weekend there's a march or a parade.
When I was a kid, gay was like an insult. Now it's a party. Give them an inch. And they're gonna try to suck it.
I'll tell you the gayest thing I've ever done. Tony was there. We performed in the La Jolla Comedy Store, and it was me, Tony, our friend Benji Aflalo, and they put us up in a hotel room that only had two beds.
That's three dudes, two beds.
Found out how to make it not gay. You just take the two beds, push them together.
Three dudes, one bed cancels out any potential gayness. This is absolutely true. Matt Edgar, ladies and gentlemen. Was Benji in the middle or was I in the middle? That'd be Benji. I think it was Benji.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift to personal experiences and stories?
Yeah, we put the Jew in the middle. That's true. This way he couldn't escape. D Madness has heard enough gay references in a minute. There goes famous homophobe D Madness. The biggest homophobe on this stage. Wait, turn around, D. Well, I guess you don't know which way around is. D Madness, I'm not gay. Unbelievable. Famous homophobe D-Madness.
He doesn't see color, but he smells gayness, and he has smelt it here tonight. Matt Edgar, we could go on and on with gay stories with me and you. It is incredible. I once caught him. We got into a two-man bicycle accident, and I caught him in midair and cradled his head. Oh, my God.
We could give the internet trolls all the fuel they've ever asked for here while being two straight men that everybody thinks is gay. So Maddie Boy, I love it. That was a fantastic set. All is true. You guys know Matt Edgar. So where do we even begin, Maddie Boy? Okay. I mean, God, yeah.
Friends with Ari Matty served up Ari Matty on a platter to me telling me how absolutely hilarious he is before I even got to see him or meet him. You're welcome, everybody. Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw Ari Madding. Like he said, we've been doing this about 18 years, and it's hard to get inspiration when you come here every single night. And I saw Ari go up before me here in Little Boy, and I was like, dude, this is the fucking guy. And I had to tell him, and now look at it.
No doubt. No brainer. Rock star. Served it up on a silver platter. Maddie, what else is going on in life? What else is shaking? Uh, you know what? I'm just, uh, recovering from a very fun New Year's Eve. Thanks to you guys. You posted something amazing. Yeah, that was such an awesome show. Um, you got to meet the undertaker. I met the fucking undertaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He, uh, I shook his hand and his fingers go all the way to my elbow. He's the man and life is good. I don't even know what else to talk about with you because we talk all the time. I mean, dude, the bike crash was fucking hilarious. It really was. Fun fact, we were going the same direction, talking about stuff on a sidewalk, going down Sunset. We were riding our bikes on a sidewalk.
From work back to our apartment, side by side, and our handlebars touched ever so slightly. I was on the left side, so my right handlebar touched his left handlebar. And what happens is there's a...
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