Maura Schneider
speaker
77 appearances
1 recordings
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first heard Jul 2026
last heard 21 Jul
Maura Schneider’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I was horrified.
Emily and I gathered up our stuff and ran back to her house, and once we had changed, we went back down to the basement where we were just seething with anger.
See, we'd been playing relationships for years now with dolls and stories and movies, and the girl and the boy always get together.
We had no framework for rejection.
And before I go on, I just want to remind you that there are a lot of adults in the world who do not know how to handle rejection without lashing out.
And I still had 12 of my baby teeth.
So we started plotting.
I wanted to take that pain and get it out of me and onto Scott.
And I do not know why, but the solution was a letter.
A sexy letter.
A sexy prank letter.
We would write a letter and sign it from a made-up name and it would drive him crazy.
And he would never be able to find her, so we'd win.
So we started writing.
Emily had better handwriting, so she was doing most of the writing and she was coming up with some real good lines about butts.
And I was inspired by all of those hours of research at Barbie's dream house.
I said, write this down.
I want to get naked and hug and kiss you.
It was the best.
And we signed it Love Sally because we thought that was the sexiest woman's name.
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