Maya Umemoto Gorman
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Yeah, I'm hitting a fucking nasty fucking reboot right now.
Like I'm genuinely like, when I think about the last six months, I'm genuinely like, guys, if that wasn't my, if that wasn't part of my Saturn return, I'm done.
Like either that was a part of my Saturn return or my Saturn return personally is going to be like lit because I'm like, when I really think about it, it's been like six months of just, just foolery.
like foolery named Tom, you know what I mean?
Like no shade because I'm like, and I also am somebody who does not have patience.
So I'm like, usually I'll give, okay, you know, you little, okay, you need to do your little one too, I'll give you three days.
What about like six months?
I almost talked about something that might be a little too dark, but you know, y'all remember what happened on my front lawn, like literally.
So it's just kind of like,
It's been an awky six months.
Like honestly, from the second I had to move until now and like, fuck it, let's take it like past Coachella actually.
After April, that's when like I'm going to like, I haven't seen Bougonia, but I'm gonna assume like whatever happened to her that she was bald and painted.
That's what I'm gonna do.
That's like literally same.
Like I'm gonna hit that Bougonia shit and then I'm gonna come back and like, you know what I mean?
Like it'll give like, I don't know.
no like they're gonna put me through the begonia and then like whatever they did to her in begonia like oh dear um but i don't know watch the movie and then i will watch back on that i will watch just the bald and the painted like resonates with me right now like i'm feeling very bald and like hey guys who want to take a break to thank a sponsor of today's episode every plate every plate is affordable low stress way to cook great meals while balancing work social life and budgets
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